Humvees are remarkable trucks. However, driving them - or especially their illegitimate children, the H2 and H3 - around on the streets is the vehicular equivalent of shaving with a cheese grater.
When I become Overlord I'm going to institute a brutal tax on all "off-road" vehicles. In lieu of the tax, however, you may personally demonstrate that you are capable of piloting your truck over a series of reasonable obstacles. Also, these tasks must be performed while a group of drunk rednecks gives you advice/mocks you. Free license plate if you complete the course while a major component of your vehicle is held together by duct tape.
We are a family of FOUR! Kyleigh is almost 3, energetic, stubborn, and full of life. Maezie just turned 1 and is laid back, clingy, and a total sweetheart. :) We are so blessed to have such wonderful kiddos!
We love Jesus! We're organic food snobs (haha) and we're hippies!!
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haha that's crazy! she isnt even old enough to get a job to pay for the gas for that vehicle!
Humvees are remarkable trucks. However, driving them - or especially their illegitimate children, the H2 and H3 - around on the streets is the vehicular equivalent of shaving with a cheese grater.
When I become Overlord I'm going to institute a brutal tax on all "off-road" vehicles. In lieu of the tax, however, you may personally demonstrate that you are capable of piloting your truck over a series of reasonable obstacles. Also, these tasks must be performed while a group of drunk rednecks gives you advice/mocks you. Free license plate if you complete the course while a major component of your vehicle is held together by duct tape.
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